in which the textposts for the onebigannouncement are better than the announcement itself

“Strangest Things”

I bet he let’s down his hair for pizza delivery boys.



“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

It’s not a one direction song without a “na na na”


Someone tell me a cute/sweet/happy story to put me in better spirits!