A Sweet Disposition.
  1. bookshop:

    This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

  2. x

  3. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

  4. scullymemes:

    free him

  5. camembertlylegal:

    thefrogman:

    10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

    I need one

  6. falloutbong:

    dont hit men!!!!

    dont him women!!!

    dont hit people!!!!

    unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

  7. sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

    sapiosexual-musings:

    andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

    The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

    The first paragraph starts like this:

    “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

    my own hair is fine

    oh my god where can i buy this

    image

    I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

  8. deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

    westborofaptist:

    smiles-hide-secrets:

    westborofaptist:

    but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

    What month is that again?

    the month you finally get laid

    image

  9. eisuverse:

    condwiramurs:

    ladyholmesoftardis:

    chronic-ash420:

    Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

    LOKI CHARMS

    WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL CEREAL WHY

    Loki Charms is a T-Shirt too: http://www.levelupstudios.com/loki-charms

    My friend has it.

  10. softcore-fuckery:

    trebled-negrita-princess:

    this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING

    holds back tears*

  11. immortal-dreamer7:

    lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

    shadowwolf727:

    perchu:

    alexiantoinette:

    perchu:

    calypso-oswald:

    perchu:

    yea-nah:

    vio-and-his-tupla:

    karetahana:

    thisdefineswhoiam:

    this just happened on my dash… 

    it happend again

    How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

    don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

    wait for it he has sources

    hi

     he’s here

    hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

    You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

    I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

    This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

    doctor when

    I’ve found the legendary posts!

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    October 30th ‘12